As you may have gathered, I recently went to Miami. For various reasons this was an ill-advised trip. For starters, please note that May is the beginning of Monsoon season in Miami. Let's just say there has been a lot of fallout - both direct and indirect - from our little tropical vacation, including but not limited to:
- 3 day hangover
- the requisite sunburn
- loss of cell phone and several important garments
- cancellation of my netflix account - twice
- i now own a VHS copy of "The Other Sister"
Most, if not all, of these unforeseen consequences were avoidable. What wasn't avoidable was, one way or another, I was coming home broke.
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